out of home not alone...

It was 6:30. Mummy screamed.

Nehaaaaaaaaaaa.

I looked outside the window and fell back on bed. C'mmon. Its still night. My mom kept screaming at intallments and at last I had to leave bed at 7 am. This is very bad. When I am going off to bed early every night , I am woken up so early as well! *sigh*

Mummy informed me. We are going out today. I have some work to be done. You are not going to delay.

My ears collected the order and eyes caught sight of Mr. Mahajan's family. I felt dissapointed for the family. Anyway, I turned the page and read the prediction for the day which said that today I'll be travelling a lot. This time my eyes too gave attention to mom. "Where are we goin? "

Thats none of your business.

I frowned. Okay. At what time?

Around 1 pm.

Whoa..its so hot ouside and in midday? No reply. she went away.

After taking a shower and having break fast I came back to my room. I opened the Almira where I caught sight of the age old album. It had my parents marriage photographs and mine's when I was a little taller than this CPU lying aside. [ 2 yrs to be precise. as told to me by mummy]

My mom used to lock me up in my room. I was one of the most obstinate and mischievios child of my locality. When left free I would always crawl out of my house. One or two times I had created some bigger issue resulting my mom in tears and my neighbours gathered in our house. Papa and uncle were on their way to make a report about myself being 'gumshuda'.However I was discovered at my best friend/neighbours home. The family was out for vacation. There was nobody except for a 8 year old servant. None had thought of looking for me there but when I wasn't discovered anywhere the last option was also taken care of. I was sitting quite comfortably on the sofa with the remote control in my hand and was enjoying mogli show. I loved that. I like it today as well. and the servant was sitting on the floor, playing with my friend ,pummy's ,toys. My uncle carried me home where everyone was overjoyed to see me back and I was busy plucking out his hair one by one. But I was just wondering why the hell everybody is gazing me this way! How can I? I don't remember a bit of this. This is all what my mom told me 10-20 times trying to make me realise how big a headache I was for everyone!..nevertheless I am as well. :(

It was for the first time I was beaten up by my angry mom. But for the last time as well.*thank god*

Yesterday I went out with my friend surabhi. I robbed my mom's purse and we went out. After coming to a particular place, we both halted and thought for a while, where should we go? That was an intersting question! We are out of our homes with no idea what should we shop. So I bought a CD and some paneer. Then we went to some book store for time pass. Came out and thoought. What next? We decided to give some surprise. So both of broke into Dazy sweets and I asked the man to pack pastries and surabhi some rosogullas. I hate pastries. So after roaming here and there we decided to get back. Back home I handed over the things to mom who was pleased to see some development in this lazy fellow. I gave the rcord of every penny spent and mom wondered when did I become so responsible. My sister was busy gulping down pastries. So shopping is fun. I am learning. Bargaining is tough.I hope I''ll acquire the skills soon!


okay.
I guess enough of bakwass. Coming to present. I have to dress up immediately and get ready otherwise mom will kill me. I know, I know she needs an escort+ a security guard. So I must get in my uniform err casuals soon . Sunscreen lotion. I must not forget. main aa rahi hoon maaa...


Won't it be intersing when 10 years hence I'll read this post and laugh at my stupidity[nothing new] provided no tragedy takes place and I am alive. :P

Comments

muahahaha

Gold gold gold

current market price of 10 gms is 9,425Rs

Bahut bada jackpot haath laga
Shaitan natkhat bachchi.
I am sure your uncle must be bald now.
I am wondering what must be going on in your uncle's head..... who is searching for a 2 year old toddler. After hours of search he comes to a new place and sees the kid nicely sitting on sofa and singing "Jungle Jungle pata chala hai....chaddi pehan ke phool khila hai"*I will shoot you look* If I would have been your uncle I would have plucked out all your hairs.....I know I sound a bit rude but cant help it.

I did something great when I was kid....much better than this.We were in our native place(chota sa UP ka gaon).After eating stomach full of gravel and earth*burp* I felt thirsty and drank kerosene kept in a bottle in corner.

....at night 1.30 my dad was seen banging door of local jhola-chapp doctor.
Rest is history.....
radiohead said…
hmm acts of innocence .. nd learning d tricks of d trade .... u have to grow up gal nd thn fight ... 1 rs, 1 aloo, 1 dhaniya .... u wont spare ne 1 rite ??

gosh .. its an assault in d name of bargaining .... but no one has such a peculiar women behaviour .. so wy shud i evn try ..

u hate pastries .. i hate u :O

i guess ur sis is a lil samjhdar :D ... atleast she loves pastries ;)

enjy these bits of life
take care .
Layfield said…
I hate it when people wake me up by screaming. It puts me in a bad mood all day.

And what's the big idea not getting ready soon? Your boyfriend is going to have a tough time. We should feel sorry for him(Darcy? haha). :P
Life said…
who likes to be woken up early in the morning though that early can be very very relative:P

and shopping :) its in genes of all girls to shop. so dont worry and dont hurry. The later the better.
Neha Sinha said…
@ shake

bada jackpot..mera blog toh gareeb ho gaya. sona chura liya!grrrrr... :P

haha...uncle ke kaale ghane lambe baal hain. they are safe hamesha.
OMG. you gande bache! :P:P..kerosine pi liya? :O:O:O



@anuj

//u have to grow up gal nd thn fight

same thing. grow up grow up grow up! why do ppl grow up? :P:P

anyway..i am alway ready to fight.I hope my rival has no doubt about this. :P

u hate me because i hate pastries. :O :O i hate u too...tit fot tat! =))

//enjy these bits of life

wonder hows life ahead. u ppl scare me.


@jetru

it puts me in a bad mood but not for whole day though. I have short memory.:P

//Your boyfriend is going to have a tough time. We should feel sorry for him(Darcy? haha). :P

hehe..no no not darcy! jack. jack dorson... :P
even i feel sorry for him. :((
:P



@anon_iitian

//its in genes of all girls to shop. so dont worry and dont hurry. The later the better.

i looked for it in the pockets of my "genes". nahi mile.. :((
:P
btw..not of all girls! exceptions exists...
Layfield said…
Diggory,Dorkson,Darcy. Phwah. Enough of D's. Take a P...
Neha Sinha said…
@ jetru

:O :O

nice observation though..i hadn't noticed. :P
why P?..whats in a P ..i mean what in a name? :P:P
Anonymous said…
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