Just chill..chill..just chill....
It is sharp 12 noon.Roads are burning ablaze. Hot dry winds of northern India is piercing through the naked bodies of labourers working nearby. So oblivious of the the perspiring faces,they are damn busy to earn their livlihood.I can imagine the perspiration trickling from their matted hair on to their shoulders and making rivulet down thier sinewy thighs. Streets are almost deserted. Some sugar-cane juice seller is standing on the street anxiously awaiting a customer. The shops are opened where hardly somebody is up with thier lists of things for homely consumption. The rikshaw puller with his worn-out clothes drenched in sweat is asleep on the negligible available space refusing to drive any passer by to his destination. The respective faces of people are dull and pale [no sunscreen lotion]. Herbs are craving for water. The bland and genial bossoms are struggling in scorching heat.
All of a sudden an orb got out of the orbit. A labourer who was continously carrying loads of bricks from one place to the other like a pendulum suddenly fainted. Others took him to shade and watered his face with the warm tap water available. He was made to relax. The work must go on. Others proceeded. The colourful bossoms of trees are deprived of their rhapsodies. The labourer is still in shade.The rikhshaw puller is still asleep. The shopkeepers are swooning. Everybody seems dizzy and tired. The poor people who have no shelter over thier head are resting under the shades of tree craving for some air conditioner. The sky is shimmering and the ruthless sun is conflagranting. The black dogs[without sunscreen lotion] on street are hauling themselves and looking at the cats listlessly.
The labourer woke up and walked back to his fellow mates. The other labour embedded eight heavy bricks on this covered head and the pendulum started swinging. A customer approached the sugarcare-juice seller and he is busy in sqeezing juice. The sophisticated women with sunglasses and sunscreen lotion[thank god she had it] is hurrying home in agility. The rikhshaw puller awoke.
...and so do YOU. It's still April. Not that hot.So Chill.Realx. I am cool........... =)) =))Woh, actually I was trying to test myself. I have never blogged to test my english and look at me I've done this as well. Now don't rush to the wall and strike your head against it.Time pass :D
Sonu Nigam is best but lucky Ali is good as well. So I was listening to this song and I thought how stupid any lyricist can be! He has no answer to any questions. I thought of giving give him some sense. I'll justify that. :D
Song: Kyun chalti hai...
Lyricist:...kaun hai yaar?
Film: Kaho naa pyaar hai ;;)
Q. Kyun chalti hai pawan.....!
A. Due to pressure gradient. :D
Q. Kyun jhoome hai gagan.....!
A. Due to high wind velocity. :D
A. Due to high wind velocity. :D
Q. kyun machalta hai man....!
A. Because you're listening to that stupid idiot himesh rehamiya's song.[I hope I got the spelling correct]
A. Because you're listening to that stupid idiot himesh rehamiya's song.[I hope I got the spelling correct]
naa tum jaano na hum...
oye, I know. U don't.
oye, I know. U don't.
Q. Kyun aati hai bahar......!
A. Due to land and sea breeze. :D
A. Due to land and sea breeze. :D
Q. Kyun lut ta hai karar....!
A. I understand. Due to examination tension. :D
A. I understand. Due to examination tension. :D
Q. Kyun hota hai pyaar....!
A. *wink wink* unlike poles attract? :D
A. *wink wink* unlike poles attract? :D
naa tum jaano na hum...
I know I Know I KNOW... :-w
I know I Know I KNOW... :-w
Q. Kyun gum hai har disha.....!
A. Due to dense fog, mist and smog. :D
A. Due to dense fog, mist and smog. :D
Q.Kyun hota hai nashaa....!
A. You drunkard! X-(
A. You drunkard! X-(
Q. Kyun aata hai mazaa....!
A. Because exams are over now. :D
A. Because exams are over now. :D
naa tum jaano na hum...
Oye. I know it yaar. why don't you get it !!!
Oye. I know it yaar. why don't you get it !!!
Q. Kyun milti hai nazar....!
A. Because you don't have any eye defect. :D
A. Because you don't have any eye defect. :D
Q.kyun hota hai asar....!
A. asar? what asar...question over ruled. Be more specific :D
A. asar? what asar...question over ruled. Be more specific :D
Q. kyun hoti hai 'sahal'..!
A. what's the word? sahal? I didn't get it. anybody knows?
A. what's the word? sahal? I didn't get it. anybody knows?
naa tum jaano na hum...
now somebody has a pistol???
now somebody has a pistol???
:P:P
Now you know how foolish this lyricist is. right? :P
By the time you think what's 'sahal' , I'll go and check out if any other labourer has fainted or not. :P:P
Conclusion: Neha is mad. I know. You don't have to tell me. I am tired of this. *rolls my eyes*
Comments
ahahahhahahaahh
na woh jaane na mai,
no woh jaane na mai,
lekin aap sab jaanti hai!
jai ho!
chotu singh is crazyyyyyyyyyy
:D:D:D:D:
and I see some else mere upar waale comment mein who happens to be verrrryyyy crazy himself.
aapko bhi salaam.
chotu singh jee ko bhi salaam.
dono crazy ppl ko salaam.
P.S. i think 2 shud be made 3??????
luv u
miss u
mere ko koi crazyy nahi bolta!
yeh gustaakhi ke liye tujhe neha fry 500 kode maaregi!!
maar neha fry, butter naan ko maar!!!!
"the neha sinha" was back to her masti. well doesnt matter n oye dun u say anything abt this song . this is 1 of my favourite.
:O:O:O:O:O:O
dekh chotu singh dekh!!!
dekh iss chilly paneer koh!!!!!!
apani maatey toh pitawayega!!!!!!!!!!!
*buddho waali pathetic si khaansi*
yehi din dekhane ke liye ...
*sob,sob*
hmmmmm.....
kyon hota hai rape dimaag ka....
hmmmmm....
naa tum jaaano na hum... :)
Hehehe...
kidding yaar...
that song by lucky ali sure did brought few sweet memories back..but they way it was dissected...I need a pistol now...you betta find a good place to hide now...
haha..I know I know! :P
@moonwalker
I know I am. kya karooon? :P:P..but cheers for to crazy people like me[us]. =))
and upar is verrrry crazy? egg-ja-tly.three cheers for three crazy ppl :D
badu singh! :D
@ silky..
hhmm....waise tusi cool hi ho. :D
kon senti ho raha hai..pagal hai kya?...mujhe kya. tujhe jahan jaaana hai..chali jaa...who cares. :P
fives years baad milenge.."aapko pehle bhi kahin dekha hai" :P
..and stop this luv u and darling thing. agree we're from girls school toh usse kya haan? X-(
:))
@champak laal
//Oye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mere ko koi crazyy nahi bolta!
kisne bolaa? :O:O:O:O:O
arre tusi toh "verrrrrrrrry crazy" ho. :)))))))))
fry??????? X-(
neha fry? :O:O:O..moonwalker will give one chapaat to champak laal from neha's side. :D
@apurwa
post man?..who's post man? :P
well ma'm you got it...actually I've been very closely witnessing those pitiable contdition of poor ppl. It's heart rending. :|
when will chill out at home they're burning their skin[without sunscreen lotion]:P
but that's the way I am ...I'll raise a toic in my own way... :P
oye yeh mera bhi favourite hai...but i take my favourites for granted so..:D
@gamma..
influence? may be but just check out our"miscellany of short stories". We're since 9th itself... :((
PS: how abt u? exams from 17th naa..lagey raho..:D
@moonwalker
arre nahi..kon kehta hai...hum[aap aur main] saath saath hain. :D
abhi bhindi fry banati hoon. :P:P
=))=))
@arz00n
hmmmmmm....hmmmmmmm
chill..chill...chill...title to dekh liya hota. :P
I repeat...yeh mera bhi one of the favourite song hai..and I love it. Main itni bhi crazy nahi hi ki ..I'll listen to the song i don't like. :P:P :D
accused and me! hmmmmm...
My lord!
yeh sara sar naa insaaafi hai! :D
@smriti
hey bhagwaan! ab yeh kon sa forward post tha? :O...abbe koi post tujhe J-ways inspired lagta hai koi forward msg inpired.
Antaryami....chk kar le meri inbox...I DON'T CHECK OUT ANY FWD MESSAGE!!!!!!!!
for the first part:There always a reason behind what you put up...and so there was....
ab yeh mat bol naa...any of my comment bhi kisi ke inspiration se tha. :)))))))
Tu toh poori firangi ho gayi.
I dont know how you people of north manage this horrible garmi. I just cant bear.
And tell me....why are people of Bihar so obsessed with Pistol. Tune aaj phir pistol nikala....tere previous post mein bhi tune apne PC ko shoot kiya tha...
Itna violence kis liye....beta Gandhiji ko yaad karo
yeh oxford dictonary ka kamal hai.
:p
btw yaar mana pade ga akhir dictonary dhondene ke liye bhi u need loads n tonnes of patience. oye itna dimaag kabhi comprehensions mein lagaya hota to jacobi teri fan hoti. saah ........well gud going n yeah 3 cheers 2 oxford dic......hip hip hurray..
...habituated ho gayi hoon..:((
Pistol!!..haha..whoever said that??..yeh bihar nahi rang de basanti ki magic hai..[:D]..neha DJ.. :P:P
..oye! Jai gandhi! aaj..i mean kal woh na hote toh INO-PAK match mein mazaa kaise aata..:P:P
@ Jetru
Thanks...but I guess somebody[underneath your's comment] doesn't agree! :(
..anyway..the article[former part]...was posted only because I've been very closely watching this scenario since I was in second grade itself....and that day after having seen the same scene I expressed myself...what I've been watching in this part of the year since a long time. :)
@ apurwa
you know what: yeh ladkiyon ki absolutely disgusting attitude hai...can't stand if somebody else is being praised! agree I always criticise myself..that doesn't mean you'll take undue advantage of this :((
...and why the hell should I use a dictionary yaar...I prefer simplicity so I don't use tough words neither while speaking nor while writing! I did in this one only to check out if I can or not...and on a serious note -so called 'awesome eng' doesn't mean that the words are tough...it's always your expression which counts! rest all is secondry. I think Jetru pointed out this![wondering why do I have to justify this to you]
thank you! :)...welcome to the world of blogs!...coudn't get anything on ur blog beside .."testing" ::P
@ apurwa
fget it yaar!okay hai...rather i must feel sorry for the way i answered you back! :(...oye koi gal nahi...chalta hai....
Hey! You never wrote that intentionally...it was a leg pulling...chillax you! :)...nevermind.
now u can bang ur head on d wall for such a stupid comment ... hehehe .. TIT for TAT ...
jst kidding .. keep writing such gud stuff ( why do i have to be gud in d end :D ) .
take care .
anuj .
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