A love letter from....

In my last post I had confessed that i'd be writing on apaharan. woh aisa hua ki meri article ka apaharan ho gaya hai...have to get it released by paying the ransom money till then read this....;)

On the eve of the last and the best birthday of my school life it so happened...

In the evening I was cheking my mails.....just had a glimpse of all the senders...I had to scroll back and my eyes rested on this:-

sender-Rahul Mehta
subject-Happy Birthday neha

RAHUL MEHTA!..ok..I was never known to this guy. I stressed and pressed my brain further-do I have a brother named Rahul?No..No..certainly not...thn who is this :-? Ok..there was a broad smile on my face-wah wah...even stangers do know it :)

Eager to know I first hit upon this and started to read.My broad smile was converging and my eyes diverging. I had the shock of my life. Eyes wide opened and I was still....

This was the received mail:-

"
dearest neha,

u know what......i.........i like you very much......i know u dont know me........but i know you very very well via net n wanted to express my feelings 4 you.
i cant resist myself from writing to you. my heart is really throbbing while i am writing this to you for i dont know how will you react... i know you since the last 22 days. i saw your comments about your principal in your blog but posted no comment because i wanted to do something special. i loved reading your articles. my heart was broken when i heard about your first crush but i was much relieved when i saw it was all about cricket. phew!!!!! i love you neha and i want to talk to you somehow.....please dont refuse my request.........my cell number is *********** an please call me. i am eagerly waiting to hear you. i am waiting for your reply.......otherwise i will keep mailing you..............i love you dear......very very very much......so much so that i dont know how much.......please reply me.......please reply.......please..........u may call me a mad lover or u may hate me after this act, i dont care......i have just expressed my feelings about you. love you sweetheart:)

rahul mehta
your mad lover

"

so this left me dumfounded :O......who's this new character...to whom i've never uttered a word...who has never had a glimpse of me and neither did I...and who is this stupid to have such crush by just forming an illusion of mine via my blog...a new blogger and none of the post so personal....it sounded weird...but at the moment i was like --> :O
I thought this certainly is a stunt..or somebody's time pass. wht if...it's neither !!
Fine I disclosed this to 'Panna' and 'Silky'...and both of them laughed their heart out.....then I was adviced to give him a dhamakedar or zordar reply...certainly this is a prank.

finally i decided not to make it an issue and ignored it.

24 hours hence....i received

"
oh neha......

u have much misunderstood me.....i am not that kind of a person who sits on net frequently trying to pass out my time uselessly.......i m a student of STEPHENS COLLEGE of delhi and studying economic honours.actually under the extreme pressure of my emotions, i forgot to wish you happy birthday. i am really sorry. i feel like cutting my head for having forgotten the birthday of my dearest----???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEHA

neha please do not develop any misconceptions about me. i truly like you and i assure you that i can do anything for you. if you have any problem with me or you feel uncomfortable, i will try to make myself comfortable but please n please speak to me. if you dont speak to me, i will continue to write to you till the end of my life and dont take this as an object of laughter, i really mean what i am typing.
please mail me dear.......please

love you neha
rahul mehta>

"

Hadd ho gayi !!...now that was the limit. Impossible...I was so frustrated that.....

Just then 'Smriti' rang me

me: hi bol

she: Woh Rahul Meh....

me: WHT? tujhe kaise pata? :O
( I never revealed this to anybody except..... I hate rumours.)

she : Mujhe mail mil....

me : WHT? tujhe bhi :O..I knew..I knew this guy is a hoaxer.

she : arey nahi...teri enquiry ho rahi thi !!

me : Don't tell me...he's the limit yaar. gawd yeh sab hai kya??

she :Toh ...kya reply maaroon...

me : chup karo...kuch karne zaroorat nahi. agar yeh sab papa ko pata chala....I'll be kicked out along with my PC. ajeeb musibat hai!!

she : toh..

Me : toh kya..I have decided ...mamma ko mai bata dungi..

she : nahi nahi....arey this isn't needed. C'mmon. Ignore yaar.

Me : Wht rubbish is all this..."feel like cutting the head" etc etc

she : aisa kaha?? :))))))))))))))))))

me : tujhe hasi aa rahi hai....

she : :)))))))))))))))))))) :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))......listen neha...woh aisa tha naa...yeh sab hamara plan tha...tera B'day surprise. maine+Silky ne milkar yeh saari planning ki thi and.....:)))))))))))

as for my reaction it was full ...overloaded with...anger, surprise and a laugh. So I brushed my anger wich hardly lasts for 120 secs...and confessed "ruk tum dono ko batati hoon....Y didn't this ever came to me !!" :(( mazak ban gaya mera toh...y always me ?? :(((

the plan was so plotted- a new id was created by 'Silky'....mails compliled by duo...so all this translates to:- the director was 'Smriti'...Producer and script editor 'duo'.....and then released.

ok. the very nxt day. It was sports day in our skul...I was given a special welcome by my junta....everybody almost fell laughing in particular "Silky" and "Smriti".......and I fell upon them....

So..wht a pleasant birthday surprise....this made it even more memorable :)) hmm...I was gifted a boyfriend --"mr. nobody"
fine-so my Birthday much resembled April fool's day :((

that was all super fun they(we) had.......



(had to much shorten this long tale of mail from female as a male :P) it just struck me when i was reading this
btw wish u all merry christmas :)