Love Life And Relationship

When I was a kid(Yeah I am 99 now) I thought the most boring place on earth is attending your mother's uncle's grand-daughter's brother's wedding. Now my view has changed. I feel it's my office! I feel like I am meditating in my own cubicle. But, I still like my office. I have no complaints. When people ask me "Hows your office life?" I say "good". I guess it is good, because other than getting bored and meditating there's nothing I do not like. Perhaps a greater number of new join-ees would have helped. Of course you cannot expect your office to be like college. They organized some campus-to-corporate induction program which scared the hell out of me.

I do not like to go home. Not that I have a step mom and drunkard dad, but I do not like to go home because when I do go, I feel terrible while coming back. Just to avoid that terrible feeling I avoid going home. That means I am dumb. I know. Last time my mum left, Swati had a real tough job to console me(not because I was sad, but because I was crying inside my almirah, she had a hard time controlling her laughter). 

My sister sings really well. One fine day I got up and called her. "Sing"! "What? Are you crazy?" "Yup! I am not able to get the tune of  manzilein ruswa hai... so, sing!" She assured me "tumse na ho payega" and hung up!

When my dad sent me to college he said "This is best phase of your life which will not come again". When I started my job he said "Real life. Here it is!". Is it? I am going to make my entire "real life" the best phase! How? I do not know. 

Ok since I have nothing else to do right now I will keep typing shits. I miss so many things:
1. patna ki chaat
2. getting up late with newspaper on my face.
3. dad scolding me for not arranging my bed 
4. mum's pav bhaji
5. competing with my sister and running to mom asking "who's more beautiful! " :P  
6. my sis determination to make me alka yagnik. (We used to sing and sleep before going to sleep) I am sure my singing skills are as good as Sachin Tendulkar's belly bancing skills.
7. teenage love! ha ha ha.

Done. Swati is back. She is mother teresa types. Nopes. Angel types. She is a nice human being. Mum once said after most of the demons died I was born. So, basically I am a very nice person. 

Chalo people, I will think of something to make my "real life" happening, you think why the title is "love life relationship"!..which even I don't know :P

Comments

Manju said…
a superLike for this blog post :) awesome keep it up..!!
3/12/13 9:09 PM
Neha Sinha said…
that was motivating .. :D Thank you sir jee..
4/12/13 8:02 AM
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